Performers: The Delightful Sausage
Photograph by: Anete Sooda
Show: Regeneration Game
Venue: Monkey Barrel
Promoter: Heroes of The Fringe
Online: Box Office Facebook Website

Tell me about your Edinburgh show.

It is a grotesque and surreal tale of a fictional northern shithole putting in a bid to be City of Culture. Are there any tiny magical creatures in it? Yes. As well as ill-advised musical numbers and if they make it through previews, some pretty dark jokes. It’s a gag-packed spectacle and it’s really fun to perform. (NB: We are writing this in June.)

Tell me about your first gig.

Our first gig as a duo was in Manchester. We’d both recently moved there and decided to run a little alternative night called The Delightful Sausage which we would compere together. Chris wore a sausage costume that night and it really made him look like a turd. And since then it has been Amy’s turn and Chris wears his finest, River Island, skinny-fit shirts.

Do you have any rituals before going on stage?
Chris does a press up and looks around for applause. Amy bites the head of a bat. Which is a euphemism we are trying to coin for pushing out a bit of poo before its time.

Tell me about your best and worst review.

We were described as “The best advert for modern British comedy you could ever wish to see” and our stiffies really did touch the sky that day. The worst we’ve seen was a Facebook status from a very drunk, very old school comedian, who (later apologised for having) talked through the entire show. We bought a spell book from The Works and have been steadfastly trying to turn them into a pain au chocolat ever since.

During this Edinburgh run, do you plan to read reviews of your show?

We’d love to say we won’t. But we will. Over and over again. We’re pretty thin-skinned as it goes and we take almost everything to heart. The Edinburgh festival is an absolute treat for us as, as you’d imagine.

How do you feel about reviewers generally?

It’s tough. We’ve seen shows that have been slated and thought they were magical and vice versa. Ultimately, you’ve got to keep in mind that it is one person’s opinion and that some people just get it and that some people are pigs.

In April 2018, YouTube comedian, Markus Meechan (aka Count Dankula) was fined £800 for training his girlfriend’s pug dog to do a Nazi salute with its paw, in response to the phrase ‘Gas the Jews’. Do you believe Meechan committed a criminal offence, and why?  

We don’t want to be reminded of this. It makes our teeth itch. We’re still very much in shock that he has a girlfriend.

Are there any subjects that are not suitable for comedy?

In our opinion no subjects are themselves unsuitable, but it is the classic thing of whether the joke punches up, or down. The thing that boils our piss into a thick syrup is when a comic says something akin to, “I was too edgy for them.” When they’ve just performed a horrific set to silence because the audience does not find their gross views funny. Thick, thick syrup.

Have you ever gone too far?

Leeds 2017. My, oh my. We were doing the opening set of a lovely comedy night and really learned the lesson that an audience will not necessarily assume you’re writing involves irony if they don’t know you. Our set was exclusively about how great white men are.

Looking back over your time as comedians, tell me about the best gig of your career.

The last night of our Soho run was incredible. The room was packed, and our two sets of parents sat on the front row, looking as proud as they were confused. It was the best. Amy cried before the show and Chris cried during. Which has never happened (from joy) before.