I was in L.A. on a very small, very non-glam book tour. I was staying at a friend’s flat in the Hollywood Hills, and drinking morning coffee under an orange tree, when I opened the L.A. Times and saw my name and book title, and read some lovely things about myself.
I have since given birth to a child, and I’ve heard this child laugh for the first time, and I’m telling you: that morning in L.A. was just as nice.
READ HERE‘He’s skating on thin ice.’ from the New York Daily News was the perfect review… edgy, dangerous, and surgically on point.
‘You must fix your show so that it appeals to intelligent people, and not degenerates’ from my father was probably the worst (and also again, the best). Oh those Russian Jewish parents….
READ HEREI had lovely reviews last year but they all suggested I was mentally broken or physically wretched so I couldn’t show them to my mum. They were the best of times, and the worst of times.
READ HEREI haven’t really had any bad reviews (humble brag) but I guess my worst review was from my Aunty who right after my set, asked me if it was my first time doing comedy. I was like “No. I’ve been doing it for about 4 years.”
READ HEREBest review would probably be the first 4 star review I ever got. It gave me a huge feeling of relief that at least somebody thought I was good.
READ HEREMy best review was in the Netherlands when I won a competition. The review said I was frank, fearless and funny. The worst review was only a few weeks after that. It said that as a woman I was treading dangerous grounds by attempting stand-up comedy and that I was using too much bad language for a lady.
READ HEREI think reviewers are just like any other service provider. A good reviewer can capture the essence and celebrate a show they enjoyed really well, while maintaining the professionalism to stay objective and constructive about shows they didn’t. Bad reviewers can be nasty about shows, but can be equally capable of missing the point of a show they did enjoy.
READ HEREThe dream is to never be reviewed. As soon as I can sell tickets without favourable reviews I will have a press embargo like I’m a new iphone. I find it adds a layer of stress to the show that doesn’t make it better.
READ HEREThe best one was a one-star from one4review.co.uk, when I was a student. Admirably honest, the reviewer began by saying that they didn’t really like student sketch shows, and the rest of the review bore that out. ‘Against my better judgement I went. Mistake.’ A fan of the one-word sentence, the writer concluded: ‘Avoid.’
READ HEREThere are two types of reviewers. Those who write positive things about me, and scum. But seriously, you can take a bad review two ways. You can either let it get to you, resulting in anger, bitterness or depression. Or you can choose to use it as motivation to improve.
READ HEREI don’t bother with reviews. My show is for the folk that pay to come and see it.
READ HEREMy favourite reviews are always from the audience. When I performed my debut show in Edinburgh in 2014, I got chatting to a woman in a pub who recommended my own show to me. I was out of costume at the time.
READ HEREThe best was a personal review from Chris Rock. He saw me at the Comedy Store in London. Afterwards he introduced himself (like I didn’t know who he was!) He told me what he liked, why he liked it and what he thought I could improve. Everything was positive and encouraging. To have Chris Rock quoting my lines back to me was mind-blowing.
READ HEREThere so many different types of reviewer. There are the good ones, the ‘ooh, I’ve thought of a pun to end the review’ ones, the ‘I could be a comedian too’ ones, the ‘Cliff’s Noters’ who describe the show and give away a few punchlines ones and the ‘very new to all this’ ones who may eventually be good. But why be a reviewer?
READ HEREReviewers are individuals with an opinion. Listen to it if it’s useful – ignore it if not. They have very little impact on the world other than the value acts give them.
READ HERE…last year a member of the public hated my show and wrote “I love absurdism, but this didn’t make any sense”.
READ HEREI think a lot of newer comics starting out will try and tackle the big subjects without a clue as to how to do it deftly and respectfully. Luckily, I’ve deleted those videos now.
READ HEREThe Irish Independent called me ‘Hilarious, dark, edgy, strangely reassuring ‘ and I’ve a troll on Twitter who every time I block them, they set up a new account to tell me I’m the worst thing to happen to Ireland since the famine.
READ HEREOh god, I don’t know. Why would you think I would know! I didn’t know Belgium was a Country till I was 23.
READ HEREWe haven’t had many reviews really! The ones we did have last year were all rather lovely, apart from one which critiqued the quality of the seats more than our actual show… As troubled as we were to learn the reviewer had got a ‘numb behind’, it seemed a confusing focus for a review.
READ HERESomeone referred to me as ‘Stuttering Stanley’ in a comment on YouTube once – a cruel and obscure reference to the film Sixth Sense. That was a bad review.
READ HEREBroadly I think reviewers are a welcome and necessary thing in comedy – a good pull quote is very effective in getting people in and all comics want to be told that someone else thinks they’re funny, but I’m not sure how anyone can scan a critical eye over something as subjective as comedy. Unless they’re reviewing someone who’s total shit.
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