I shall 100% not read reviews of my show during the festival. There be dragons. There be madness. There be a distraction from my own intentions and focus for my show.
READ HEREThe review said that we worked well together, we handled the audience brilliantly and it was very funny however the whole thing was spoilt by the extremely loud, aggressive music that blasted as you came in. Chris was in charge that night, which was a mistake as he has tinnitus.
READ HEREThe worst review I had was: “he should be locked up and taught a lesson!” Although to be fair this was by a former Home Secretary and I had just stolen his identity for a TV documentary.
READ HEREI don’t read reviews at all, because they’re not for me they’re about me. It’s the same reason I don’t google my own name. I don’t care who’s calling me a cunt, and I don’t necessarily want to see it.
READ HEREReviewers are fair and attractive people. They never say anything that isn’t totally true, and they all need raises.
READ HEREYour worst review can be your best review – Three Weeks once said, “this isn’t comedy, this is a cry for help” and that looks great on a poster. Chortle sneered, “Like Josie Long’s Mum,” which looks complimentary.
READ HEREI like them. The more the merrier. You can ignore reviews you don’t like and the ones you do like you’ll have for a lifetime.
READ HEREIt’s really easy to lose perspective at the Fringe and when you lose that you can easily lose your mind. So, I will have a gander at reviews, but I try not to think of them as a complete estimation of me as human.
READ HEREMy best review was for a comedy play I wrote and directed in 2015… We got four stars and a middle page spread in The Scotsman. I think my mum bought every copy in Edinburgh. It was a great day.
READ HERESticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Which is why I wish reviewers would stop throwing rocks at me during my shows.
READ HEREThere are a handful of good reviewers who have seen hundreds of comedy shows and know what they’re talking about, and then the rest of the time it’s just a uni student’s personal taste.
READ HEREBroadway Baby always hates me… I just do not click with them… they said that my Cat subject was my “Lazy crutch”. Most of their reviewers are young and inexperienced, if I’m not their cup of tea that’s fine by me.
READ HEREI never think about the good reviews, I have written them off as irrelevant and mistaken. They have been upstaged by the negative ones, many of which I can recite word for word.
READ HEREThe review I liked best was in the Jerusalem Post, ‘Almost too true to be funny’. If I was reviewing myself I’d describe myself as ‘The Jew the yids love to hate’.
READ HEREOne reviewer did once describe me as being like Russell Howard simply because I was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, make of that what you will.
READ HEREI got called “Odious” by a reviewer when I was starting out, and was so stupid I didn’t know it was an insult.
READ HEREWe paid for our only review from a local publication well-known for its generosity. It was a horror show, we died 55 minutes of death with our reviewer in the front row. There were four other people, who all hated us, and the critic was kind enough to not write us up. We may be the only act ever to get a ‘could not review’ from Mumble.
READ HEREI’ve yet to be professionally reviewed, but I’m gonna be super optimistic and say my best review will be of this show at Edinburgh fringe 2018.
READ HEREAt this year’s Brighton Fringe I got Chortled really bad. I mean it was downright nasty, even slamming my press release and my marvellous use of a smoke machine. It was strange because the rest of the audience went totally bananas for it.
READ HEREEvery year I make a rule not to read them, but there I am poring over the reviews when I get up there. I think for your mental health its good to give them a miss, but then if you were really concerned for your mental health you wouldn’t do Edinburgh in the first place.
READ HEREI got a one star review once for a solo show years and years ago, but I can’t remember who from and what it said. It’s not worth remembering the bad ones. They stay on the internet and are no longer tomorrow’s chip paper, but like I say to newer comedians, don’t dwell on them
READ HEREWe forced this audience member up on stage to do a break dance without knowing they were the reviewer. They didn’t seem to take too kindly to it. Even though the intention was to make him look good and us look like idiots.
READ HEREI like the reviewers who can be bribed with alcohol. The others I’m not that bothered about. I’d rather get feedback from another performer who’s opinion I respected.
READ HEREIf they give you a good review, they have their finger on the pulse of comedy and they are geniuses. If they give you a bad review, they know nothing (John Snow).
READ HEREMy greatest ever review was simply this – “I really enjoy your stand-up comedy material.” Not much of a quote for a poster until I explain who said this to me. Ronnie Barker, no less, one of the funniest comedians of all time. He was a fan of my BBC R4 series. I was awe-struck and still am.
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